<The Conglomerate> speech:

<THE CONGLOMERATE> created this website.

Any person(s) found on this website make “CONTRIBUTIONS” as “CONTRIBUTORS”.

All “CONTRIBUTORS” have agreed to forfeit all “RIGHTS”.

All “CONTRIBUTORS” understand this endeavor as ridiculous and juvenile.

<End of Speech>

This is all to much. (work in progress)

Acrylic and Oil on canvas.

 

<Begin>

Question: What is “obscure + relevant” ?

As a welcome gift, I’ll tell you. This is your only freebie. Ready?

Everything is upside down and backward.

2014

Acrylic on canvas board, 12x16

Prints available.

Nothing should never end.

2014

Acrylic on canvas board, 12x16

Prints available.

To be Obscure is to ‘fall behind’.

To be Relevant is to ‘keep up’.

The nature of all things is cyclical (goes in orbit).  

Soft warm glow.

2018

Oil on canvas, 30x40

Available.

now, (a confession):

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"I don’t know how to make a website that sells art, without becoming a heartless, greedy, parasite."

This is the best I can do.

Or maybe it’s not.

Maybe, I’m already a heartless, greedy, parasite.

Only time will tell.

<THE CONGLOMERATE> 052318

Cognitive Dissonance

2014

Ink and Acrylic on canvas board, 18x24

Available.

Probable Cause

2014

Ink and Acrylic on canvas board, 18x24

Available.

Blood-sucking parasite

Ink and Acrylic on canvas board, 2015

Untitled (Morning)

2017

Oil on canvas, 24x30

Sold.

Untitled (Mourning)

2017

Oil on canvas, 24x30

Sold.

We poisoned the sky (work in progress)

Oil on canvas

Diagram of suburban chaos

Acrylic on canvas, 2015

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Maybe, I should somehow make the website a game.

That’s closer to the truth than you may think.

Remember gambling is an addiction now.

People will throw money down the toilet, or even tear it up if they could win a prize.

Maybe there are prizes hidden here.

1 for the Toilet

Acrylic on canvas board, 2015

2 for the John

Acrylic on canvas board, 2015

Three to go.

Acrylic on canvas board, 2015