Statue I. <THE CONGLOMERATE>
Congratulations, you are a winner, hooray:
Upon completion of the below form, I ,<THE CONGLOMERATE> agree to receive your "electronic mail". I also agree (against my will) to respond to said "email".
By submitting the form you are creating an agreement that demands I do my "job" otherwise known as "work" even though I would prefer otherwise.
I presume you inflict "work" on me so that you can avoid doing the "work" assigned to you.
I also presume that if your procrastination is being done from a "home office" you are wearing some kind of soiled lounge/excersice wear.
I wish I could be like you.
Thanks for nothing.
<THe Conglomerate>
