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<THE CONGLOMERATE> created this website.

All content [past or present] was created by:

<THE CONGLOMERATE>.

Any additional person(s) found on this website make “CONTRIBUTIONS” as “CONTRIBUTORS”.

All “CONTRIBUTORS” have agreed to forfeit all “RIGHTS” and “IDENTITY”.

All “CONTRIBUTORS” understand this is a ridiculous and juvenile endeavor.

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This is all to much. (Work in progress)

2017

Acrylic and Oil on canvas, 24x30

<Begin>

Question: What does “obscure + relevant” mean?

As a welcome gift, I will tell you. This is your only free answer.

Everything is upside down and backward.

2014

Acrylic on canvas board, 12x16

(Sold, prints available.)

Nothing should never end.

2014

Acrylic on canvas board, 12x16

(Sold, prints available.)

To be Obscure is to ‘fall behind’.

To be Relevant is to ‘keep up’.

The nature of all things is cyclical.  

Soft warm glow.

2018

Oil on canvas, 30x40

now, (a confession):

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"I don’t know how to make a website that sells art, without becoming a heartless, greedy, parasite."

This is the best I can do.

Or maybe not.

Maybe I am a greedy, heartless, parasite.

Only time will tell.

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Cognitive Dissonance, 2014

Ink and Acrylic on canvas board, 18x24

Probable Cause, 2014

Ink and Acrylic on canvas board, 18x24

Blood-sucking parasite

Ink and Acrylic on canvas board, 2015

Untitled (Morning)

Oil on canvas, 2017

Untitled (Mourning)

Oil on canvas, 2017

We poisoned the sky

Oil on canvas, 2017

Diagram of suburban chaos

Acrylic on canvas, 2015

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Maybe, I should somehow make the website a game.

That’s closer to the truth than you may think.

Remember gambling is an addiction now.

People will throw money down the toilet, or even tear it up if they could win a prize.

Maybe there are prizes hidden here.

1 for the Toilet

Acrylic on canvas board, 2015

2 for the John

Acrylic on canvas board, 2015

Three to go.

Acrylic on canvas board, 2015